earth days was da worst days now we sip spring water when we thirstay lol a lil earth day humor

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don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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